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Review: K.U.F. Circle of Doom for XBOX360

This. Game. Sucks.











1 Why would I ever think this might be goods out of 5

My Top 5: Worst Cartoon Characters Ever

5. Flounder - The Little Mermaid
- This guy doesn't even have arms, he is just a yellow floating face for the most part. I can't even remember Him having much of anything to contribute to the plot other than just floating around being creepie (he's a floating face!), at least the crab could sing.









4. Huckleberry Hound -The Huckleberry Hound Show
Hanna Barbera came up with some great characters, among them Yogi Bear and Scoobie doo. However they cant all be jems, they came up with some really crappy characters too, none more crappy and pointless as one Huckleberry Hound. Why does he have a bow tie and silly hat? Why is he blue? What kind of hound is he? Oh wait no one gives a shit. If it were up to me I would vote him off the SS Jelly Roger.





3. Ma- Ti - Captain Planet
What kind of gay super power is heart?! They don't even say what country he is from, they just say he is from South America. South America is a very large continent. What kind of racist shit is that for a "progressive TV show"? All South Americans must look the same and have the same accent. Later Ma-Ti starred as Fez on that 70's show and had a show on MTV call Yo-momma.



2. Mosquito "Skeeter" Valentine - Doug
He's a funny color, wears knee pads all the time, and makes an odd honking noise all the time. Who ever thought up "Skeeter" must have been high. He does have a sweet shirt though.











#1 Worst Cartoon Character Ever!!!!

Lisa Simpson -The Simpsons
I know some people will argue this, but hear me out. All episodes that revolve around Lisa are extremely boring. She is such a downer, always delivering the show's moral messages. Lets just be honest The Simpsons is all about Homer everyone else is just filler, mmmmm filler.

Brawndo: Its what plants crave

If you dont know Brawndo originated in the film Idiocracy. A funny premise that was made into a horribly executed movie. They made it for real.

Sorry

Holidays kept me busy and didnt have much time to post. They will come rapidly in the coming days.

This should keep you entertained for hours, It did for me.

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Review: Cloverfield

There is no way to review this movie without really ruining it, part of the fun is the oblivious feeling left from the ad campaign. So here is a haiku about the film followed by my score.

Shaky camera
Scary monster eats people
Also Terrible




4 Flaming homeless people out of 5.