Friday, February 29, 2008

Fat woman loses 180 pounds, media pats her on back

Im posting this because I find her fat picture hilarious. The burger just kills me. She looks like a dog caught doing something bad, and by dog I mean hippo.

At least she wasn't motivated to lose weight by some huge prize like on the biggest loser. If I learned anything from her and Jarrod, its that inside of every fat person is a skinny famous person trying to get out.

Halo 3 Laser Tag with GIANT WEAPONS!!




These are the most ridiculous toys I have ever seen. The pistol is $80, the plasma rifle is $130, the humiliating photos of you acting out your Master Chief fantasies - priceless.

Monday, February 25, 2008

I have influence in the game industry

Back in November I reviewed Puzzle Quest for the xbox live arcade and had this to say about it.

"Maybe if it had less zombie trolls and gay looking elves and more robots and explosions it would have kept my attention a little longer."

Well they have listened.

http://www.xbox360fanboy.com/2008/02/25/sci-fi-puzzle-quest-galactrix-is-headed-to-xbla/


Puzzle Quest galactrix, I made it happen.


Thursday, February 21, 2008

Monday, February 11, 2008

Review: Strange Wilderness

Here's another pet peeve of mine. Movies that blow their load on the previews. Much like previews for pay porn sites you get to see most of the best parts before you go inside. Then when you pay your money you mostly just get an extra helping of dialog and a feeling of disappointment's because your funny bone led you to pay for something that you could have easily just have gotten for free. But I digress.

This movie is not funny. Thats about all I really need to say for you to not see this film. I was hopefull because I really like grandma's boy and this seemed like the same guys. But trust me when I say that if you've seen the preview you've seen the "money shot".

1 go rent Grandma's Boy insteads out of 5.

Saturday, February 9, 2008

A Tribute to Gladiators of Old

Malibu Gets Owned



Also I think we have finally found Steve-O's Dad.