Fat woman loses 180 pounds, media pats her on back

Im posting this because I find her fat picture hilarious. The burger just kills me. She looks like a dog caught doing something bad, and by dog I mean hippo.

At least she wasn't motivated to lose weight by some huge prize like on the biggest loser. If I learned anything from her and Jarrod, its that inside of every fat person is a skinny famous person trying to get out.

Halo 3 Laser Tag with GIANT WEAPONS!!

These are the most ridiculous toys I have ever seen. The pistol is $80, the plasma rifle is $130, the humiliating photos of you acting out your Master Chief fantasies - priceless.

I have influence in the game industry

Back in November I reviewed Puzzle Quest for the xbox live arcade and had this to say about it.

"Maybe if it had less zombie trolls and gay looking elves and more robots and explosions it would have kept my attention a little longer."

Well they have listened.

http://www.xbox360fanboy.com/2008/02/25/sci-fi-puzzle-quest-galactrix-is-headed-to-xbla/

Puzzle Quest galactrix, I made it happen.

This shit blows my mind.

This Picture just makes me laugh

Review: Strange Wilderness

Here's another pet peeve of mine. Movies that blow their load on the previews. Much like previews for pay porn sites you get to see most of the best parts before you go inside. Then when you pay your money you mostly just get an extra helping of dialog and a feeling of disappointment's because your funny bone led you to pay for something that you could have easily just have gotten for free. But I digress.

This movie is not funny. Thats about all I really need to say for you to not see this film. I was hopefull because I really like grandma's boy and this seemed like the same guys. But trust me when I say that if you've seen the preview you've seen the "money shot".

1 go rent Grandma's Boy insteads out of 5.

A Tribute to Gladiators of Old

Malibu Gets Owned



Also I think we have finally found Steve-O's Dad.

MMA Rules!!!!

Review: K.U.F. Circle of Doom for XBOX360

This. Game. Sucks.











1 Why would I ever think this might be goods out of 5

My Top 5: Worst Cartoon Characters Ever

5. Flounder - The Little Mermaid
- This guy doesn't even have arms, he is just a yellow floating face for the most part. I can't even remember Him having much of anything to contribute to the plot other than just floating around being creepie (he's a floating face!), at least the crab could sing.









4. Huckleberry Hound -The Huckleberry Hound Show
Hanna Barbera came up with some great characters, among them Yogi Bear and Scoobie doo. However they cant all be jems, they came up with some really crappy characters too, none more crappy and pointless as one Huckleberry Hound. Why does he have a bow tie and silly hat? Why is he blue? What kind of hound is he? Oh wait no one gives a shit. If it were up to me I would vote him off the SS Jelly Roger.





3. Ma- Ti - Captain Planet
What kind of gay super power is heart?! They don't even say what country he is from, they just say he is from South America. South America is a very large continent. What kind of racist shit is that for a "progressive TV show"? All South Americans must look the same and have the same accent. Later Ma-Ti starred as Fez on that 70's show and had a show on MTV call Yo-momma.



2. Mosquito "Skeeter" Valentine - Doug
He's a funny color, wears knee pads all the time, and makes an odd honking noise all the time. Who ever thought up "Skeeter" must have been high. He does have a sweet shirt though.











#1 Worst Cartoon Character Ever!!!!

Lisa Simpson -The Simpsons
I know some people will argue this, but hear me out. All episodes that revolve around Lisa are extremely boring. She is such a downer, always delivering the show's moral messages. Lets just be honest The Simpsons is all about Homer everyone else is just filler, mmmmm filler.